Hipster Logs

totallynotabrony:

zarggg:

cupthemasterballs:

demrebelgiro:

cupthemasterballs:

darkforestwarrior:

highb100d:

jagds:

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually walk into it.

That animal still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

i might actually die i cant breathe

SAFDHSUYDCBURIFDHRFCNE

*puts down black tar spoon* When the fuck did we get icecream?

that’s not ice-cream… that’s chicken

Not gonna lie, that still looks pleasant and delicious.

This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.

Are you kidding? That’s clearly a 10 week old fetus after it was aborted. The doctor ripped it out of the mother with a rusty blade and left it in the garbage to die.

(Source: jagdshasmoved, via totallynotagentphilcoulson)